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Guess what time it is, kids? That’s right! It’s time for the Apocalypse!

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Otherwise known as time for the Battleship movie to come out.

You may remember that this caused me SAN loss last year; and looking at the trailer above I’m… kind of befuddled, really.  It’s like the writers and director just stopped, kicked the last bottle of cheap tequila, and went To Hell with it.  If we’ve got a one-way ticket to a series of smoking craters that were once our careers then let’s at least put racing stripes on this puppy.

It’s a good an explanation as any other, really.

Moe Lane

PS: They get points for trying, though:

There’s a PR person in Hasbro/Universal that came up with that line.  That person?  Come the Revolution, he or she is to be spared.  It is in the time of the greatest darkness that the candle’s light is most welcome…


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